Impromptu Tag-Team Saturday Smack Off

[Viper from Vancouver]

Inky 42 you really need to drop that boyscouts act. I guess once you get the thoughts of little boys in your head it's tough to get rid of them. fucking pedophile!!!

[Biggie Cohen]

rozy - I see you. You want in? yt1300 is in absentia.

[Viper from Vancouver]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:


Getcher scorecard! Can't tell who's on your team without a scorecard!

Dumb ass.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bobby was running the boyscout smack as well.

[kirkworld]

Yeah! So turn in you "Paying attention" merit badge.

[Bobby42]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
Bobby was running the boyscout smack as well.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Liar. Hey, where Smackie go?

[Biggie Cohen]

Good stuff, guys. I imagine that DC will pull a Grbac before aligning himself with this troop.

See that? Troop. Might be the only thing you pedophiles understand on this thread.

PICK DC!! Oooooohhhh! Mr. Kotter! PICK DC!!!!

[Viper from Vancouver]

Smackie went to go get that final fork to stick in the back of Biggies ass

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:


BWAAAAAAHAAAA!!! Chan's School of Smack:

Lesson 1: Kicking your own ass
Lesson 2: The duck and cover
Lesson 3: Pick DC! Pick DC!
Lesson 4: Call Quick and ask him to do that thing where the board goes down for a week.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, thanks for answering my question...it's obvious you're not ready to begin smack lessons. Timing is everything, Biggie...breaking out the "kicking one's own ass" card before the competition has seriously begun is typical of novices; the smack equivalent of premature ejaculation. Duck and cover? I've done that when? As far as trying to help the team captain with his draft selections, when a poster like DC is on the block, you take him. And you're really grasping at straws with the Quick reset.

Tell ya what...sign up for some remedial courses, earn some passing marks, then come back and see me. I can't waste my time with juniors.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 09, 2002 04:19 PM: Message edited by: Smackie Chan ]</font>

[Biggie Cohen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
Smackie went to go get that final fork to stick in the back of Biggies ass</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

As opposed to the front of my ass?

Actually, I thought I felt somebody sniffing around back there. The giveaway was the plaintive cry of "Where's the Smackmaster? DC? Why have you forsaken us?"

[Bobby42]

Nah, Smackie's back to his dictionary again.